There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm at about main and main street
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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