I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Bring me that man meat
Damn victory sex feels great
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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