maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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