My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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