I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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