i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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