Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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