I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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