There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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