When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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