We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Do vagina's smell?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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