So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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