Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
My pussy is not your playground.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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