You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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