Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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