For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
