dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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