Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
high people should be assigned attendants
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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