we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize