Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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