But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
You left your phone here
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