I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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