in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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