Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
