Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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