So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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