I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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