we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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