We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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