susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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