STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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