new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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