normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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