Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
thus making me awesome and them whores
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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