Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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