ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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