If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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