its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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