Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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