**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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