Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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