Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
only you would photoshop your dick
bring money and cleavage
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize
