there's paper in my vomit.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
last night I used snow as a chaser
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