Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize