let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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