I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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