And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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