It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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