im drinking this country out of the recession.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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