For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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