The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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