This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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