she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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