the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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