Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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