Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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