Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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