Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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