I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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